Imagination Stories!

Since Naut Baba wrote about his imagination stories, I thought I would write someting as well about it - not mine, but another friend's. I had originally posted about this on my O3 blog - but am sure nobody over here has read it - so its ok :D

There was this classmate P in 8th std, with a HIGH sense of self-esteem - she was sure she was no less than a beauty queen [reality was contrary to that] and behaved pretty high-strung! 

It was after the 7th std annual holidays and everybody were back in school in full josh. Everybody were excitedly discussing as to who did what and who went where. 

Suddenly we noticed that this girl, P was unusually quiet. So I ventured to ask her-"What P, what did u do and where did u go?" .She started off quite animatedly with how she had been to Malaysia . One of her aunts supposedly stays there and that lady supposedly LOVES [she stressed on loves - recreating that effect here] this girl a lot. Whenever she comes down to India, she usually showers her with a lot of goodies and gifts. And for the holidays - P had been to Malaysia to visit the shopping fair!

It seems, when her aunt had come to India the last time, she had gifted her a big watch which was very beautiful, but quite loose for her hand. Now this girl was really very chubby - so it was a little strange to hear a watch being loose for her. She actually showed the dial of her watch as someting really big--she cupped her palms like a lotus to form some big, odd circle and told us that it was that Big!! Now this girl wore this watch to the fair. And the fair was very crowded. She enjoyed a lot and she played on all the fun things that were there and all that. And finally when they all decided that they should go home, she suddenly noticed that her watch was not there. After all, it had been loose on her hand, rite?? 

Tsk Tsk Tsk!!!  And so, she started crying. And they went around the whole fair searching for her watch, but in vain. And so, they finally gave up on the big beautiful watch. Her aunt pacified her telling that it was ok. And in her own words---her aunt was very "open-hearted" :))

After the story, she excused herself and off she went to the canteen for some more samosas and chips :D

If this story was one high, after a few days, she narrated another one that touched another high. It went like this.

On one her supposed trips to Singapore, her whole family and relatives decided to join her. There were sooooooooooooooooo many people, according to her, that they decided to book an ENTIRE plane just for themselves!! :-| Now this was heights!!! 

Once they were settled in the plane, they decided that they should have some fun. So they started playing Antakshari, it seems. In the plane!!! And then , another bouncer here. They opened all their windows in the plane, because it was getting hot. The reason she gave--they were nearer to the sun now, than on the ground level!!! And now there was this little 2 year old kid who was sitting beside the window watching out at the clouds . And suddenly, the girl slipped out of the window!! But these people were busy with their antakshari and didn't notice. 

After the antakshari was over, they suddenly noticed that she was not there. And when they looked out of the window, they saw the girl falling down.[Was the plane standing still all that time?] And so, they ran to the cockpit and told the pilot what had happened. And the Pilot--now listen to this--took a u-turn and dived down after the kid!!! And our heroine P stood near the door and caught the kid just before she hit the ground. That was how she saved the girl's life.

At the end of this story, all of us listening to it din't know whether we should laugh at it for her stupidness or cry for her belief that we would lap up her story!! And to think - madam had not been out of Tamil Nadu also, at the time when she told us these stories!

And to add another story to this is Vrij's imagination - about me having an affair with my married boss! I would say its more funnier than the one I told above :))

So guys - QUIT thinking am in an affair - am an innocent girl :D Please don't damage my reputation and close possible options also for me :D :D :D :D